Funny Status Updates for Facebook

SPECIAL Pricing Only 99 ¢ents for a limited time.

As featured in : Guide to Phone Apps Magazine

ℛeviews:
"If you love using Facebook and want to have a selection of funny updates to post to your status at random times or just to amuse people, then Funny Status Updates for Facebook is the way to go." ★★★★★
-- AppCraver

"Enlighten peoples day, stuff to have fun with! Definitely check out Funny Status Updates for Facebook" ★★★★★
-- DailyAppShow.com

Do your friends like Funny Stuff ツ ? Of course they do! Everyone knows humor is the number one desired thing in relationships. Impress your friends and family with tons of hand picked humorous status updates, text tools, and more!

->Funny Status Updates for Facebook<-
*** Over 60,000+ monthly Satisfied Users! ***
-= Top 25 in Social Networking Category =-

★★★ Impress your Friends with: ★★★
✔ Includes 5,500+ Categorized Funny Status Updates. Easily post directly to your profile. You can edit or copy/paste all status updates. These have been hand picked for maximum humor! (You're paying less than 1/5000th of a ¢ent per status update! This is a deal!!!)
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✔ Top 250 Status Updates
✔ High Def. Retina Graphics
✔ One click instant status update from your device.
✔ Ability to instantly edit/clear any status.
✔ Random Status Update Generator
✔ Fresh New Statuses DAILY
✔ Ability to Flip Text (dılɟ)
✔ Ⓒircles Text Tool
✔ s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ Text Tool
✔ εᾔ ḉøøl Text Tool
✔ Backwards Text Tool. (sdrawkcab)
✔ Pirate Translator (Argghhh Matey!)
✔ Hax0r L33t Speak Translator
✔ ***FB Magic Trick*** Featuring a special magic trick you can play on all your friends ツ
✔ On This Day – Post what happened on this day in history!
✔ Search Categories and within categories.
✔ Featured Articles: Facebook Secrets & Easter Eggs, Chat Emoticons, FB Statistics, Guide to Finding Friends on FB, How to Score A Date on FB, Worst FB Statuses of All Time
✔ You can even submit your own funny status update to be included in future updates!

Optional Features by In-App Purchase:
✔ Text Art, Post awesome ASCII Text art to your FB profile! (Only $0.99¢ents)
✔ Premium Statuses : Get 10 PREMIUM Daily New Statuses (Only $0.99¢ents)

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http://app.net/funny

The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
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